The crew

3 eggs. 1 fridge. 0 way out. Always in the same order in the carton: Gary, Yoyo, Bert.

Gary, the white egg, looking anxious

Gary

Anxious. Convinced every noise is the frying pan. Cracks a little when stressed, and faints a lot.

...did you hear that?

Yoyo, the cream egg with a pink bow

Yoyo

Diva. Certain she is destined to become a Michelin-star soufflé. Livestreams to her biggest fan, the mustard jar.

Is this an adventure?

Bert, the brown egg with half-closed eyes

Bert

Unbothered. Answers in three words or fewer. Nobody knows he is hard-boiled, not even him.

Every time.